Saturday, February 2, 2008

Satan’s Football Picks

Last night I had a dream that my brother had 3 tickets to the Superbowl but didn’t invite me. He called me after the game to tell me that the Patriots had lost. In the dream, though, his call woke me up because the game was played at 1:00 am Eastern time on Saturday, the Bills were the NFC Champions and had won another Superbowl a few years ago, and the game was played at the Meadowlands.

In the real world, I’m picking the Patriots. The probability that they will win is 71.8%.

(Yeah, I know, the title says “Picks” but this is only one pick. There’s only one game. You want multiple picks, you’ll just have to wait for a week with more than one game.)

-- Satan

6 comments:

double post said...

My dream, if anyone cares, is that the Patriots lose, because people call them the "perfect' team.

double post said...

Included in my dream, is the $1,000 my hubby wins in the "cigar" pool, number thing-a-ma-jig.

Übermilf said...

We're all winners on Superbowl Sunday, because I predict a 99.99 percent chance of taco dip being served.

double post said...

What?

double post said...

No red white and blue cupcakes?

By the way who's playing half time?

Satan said...

Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers.