Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Satan's Football Picks

Gambling season is back. Here's what will happen this week - subject, of course, to deals made later by players, fans, bookies, etc. Ranked in order of certainty.


KC @ NE NE
STL @ PHI PHI
CHI @ IND IND
CAR @ SD SD
SEA @ BUF SEA
WAS @ NYG NYG
ARI @ SF ARI
DEN @ OAK DEN
DAL @ CLE DAL
MIN @ GB GB
JAC @ TEN JAC
DET @ ATL DET
TB @ NO TB
CIN @ BAL BAL
HOU @ PIT PIT
NYJ @ MIA NYJ

Feel free to use these to make money. Just don't blame me if you lose.

-- Satan

5 comments:

Übermilf said...

See, I would deliberately NOT make those picks, because you're a big liar who likes to make people miserable.

Only to be truly tricky, you would throw in some truth just to fool people into trusting you, so it's not like I could just pick the EXACT OPPOSITE of your picks and win...

You suck, satan

Übermilf said...

(please note I am not insulting the actual author of this blog, but the persona he's adopted.)

Distributorcap said...

if i win i am not sharing

Satan said...

Überlf -

Certainly some of these will be wrong because of events after the post that convince me to change the outcome. I told you that up front.

Other than that, believe what you like. Since I told you the picks before the games, you can check afterward and see if I was telling you the truth or not.

Or you can draw conclusions in the absence of data. Hell, that's how most people make a lot of their decisions. That's what really sucks.

-- Satan

Satan said...

"Überlf" meaning Übermilf, of course - sorry.