What a tease, what a (pardon the expression) goddam tease you are.
New Zealand.
Nice, really nice.
This kind of post elucidates the depth of your evil. And as with most encounters with the dark one, I am excited by the sight of you (ie - a post from you in my Google reader) and then deeply disappointed with the encounter overall.
Have fun down under, which is not to say New Zealand is hell. I am sure it is lovely. Don't screw it up for them.
I was only visiting. Now I'm back home where it's warmer. In between I went to Montreal to get into bar fights in strip clubs. Oh, and I went to Connecticut. And New Jersey.
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What a tease, what a (pardon the expression) goddam tease you are.
New Zealand.
Nice, really nice.
This kind of post elucidates the depth of your evil. And as with most encounters with the dark one, I am excited by the sight of you (ie - a post from you in my Google reader) and then deeply disappointed with the encounter overall.
Have fun down under, which is not to say New Zealand is hell. I am sure it is lovely. Don't screw it up for them.
I actually have reason to believe that you truly are in New Zealand.
Damn devil.
Would I lie to you? In fact, I'm in Christchurch (which I'm sure you'll appreciate).
Odd to hear that I'm a goddamn tease. I thought I had it on good authority that God didn't damn anyone...
-- Satan
He's visiting the Tasmanian Devil!
New Zealand is lovely. Not really the right place for Satan but at least it explains his absence from our midst.
I was only visiting. Now I'm back home where it's warmer. In between I went to Montreal to get into bar fights in strip clubs. Oh, and I went to Connecticut. And New Jersey.
-- Satan
I am of the belief that he resides in Texas. Or D.C.
Whichever.
Welcome, Ballerina.
I'm afraid both guesses are wrong, though. It's warmer where I live. (Though DC in August is typically pretty close.)
-- Satan
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