Thursday, July 3, 2008


If there's a hell being prepared for me -- and I see no reason to think that there isn't -- it'll involve having to do all of Satan's ironing. And vacuuming.

Maybe this explains why they broke my iPod.


FranIAm said...

Did ubermilf say that?

Satan said...

No. (Unless she's secretly been writing books under a different pseudonym on the side.)

Mauigirl said...

Oh, how I can relate to that! Two things that I HATE doing!

Ɯbermilf said...

Maybe I am! Maybe I'm a renowned author of distinguished status!

Perhaps you should treat me with a little more respect!

Satan said...

Well, you ought to be. You're obviously good enough at stringing words together, have something to say, and have the discipline to write regularly. But the last time this subject came up you told me you'd thought about the idea but hadn't done it.

Of course, you could have been lying. (In which case, your entire blog is a double-identity stunt far more remarkable than the complete writing career of the author I quoted...)

-- Satan